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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
Fran Lebowitz
American Journalist Funny Illness Love
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"At what point does CNN wise up and rein in 'Larry King Live' to save itself?"
Phil Rosenthal
American Journalist CNN
Ann Coulter
"If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"
Ann Coulter
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter
American Journalist
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"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
Dave Barry
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American Journalist Fun
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"I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly."
Dan Rather
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Rather
American Journalist
Ann Landers
"Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses."
Ann Landers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Landers
American Journalist

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"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
American Journalist
Erma Bombeck
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
Advice American Journalist
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"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
American Journalist Children
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"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
American Journalist Causes
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"There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule."
Charles Osgood
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osgood
American Journalist
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"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."
Mignon McLaughlin
American Journalist Manners
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"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
American Journalist
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"This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave."
Elmer Davis
American Journalist
Andrew Sullivan
"The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last."
Andrew Sullivan
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Sullivan
American Journalist Friends Or Friendship

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