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"The people and animals we grow to love in our life time, remain in our personal time-capsule stored deep in our heart forever, even when they are gone!"
Francesco Cece
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"Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content."
Paul Valery
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Valery
Animals French Poet
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Animals Funny
Winston Churchill
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Animals English Statesman
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"British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches."
Jo Brand
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Brand
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Arthur Schopenhauer
"The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality." - Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher"
Arthur Schopenhauer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer
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"There would have been a lot more vegetation. There was more food available for grazing animals, and therefore more carnivores."
Danny Walker
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William Osler
"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals."
William Osler
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Osler
Animals Canadian Scientist
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"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians."
Henrik Ibsen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Ibsen
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"The trials have so far yielded excellent preliminary indications and will be followed by trials on animals with cancer."
Jeffrey Gordon
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Mark Twain
"Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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Pamela Anderson
"Like most people, I don't want to support cruelty to animals, whether it's forcing horses to race for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate. We have to be more evolved than this."
Pamela Anderson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Anderson
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"The fate of animals is of greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous; it is indissolubly connected with the fate of men."
Emile Zola
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emile_Zola
Animals French Novelist
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"The rain water enlivens all living beings of the earth both movable (insects, animals, humans, etc.) and immovable (plants, trees, etc.), and then returns to the ocean it value multiplied a million fold."
Chanakya
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanakya
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Abraham Maslow
"If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies."
Abraham Maslow
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Maslow
Animals

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