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Mae West
"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
American Actress Appearance
Albert Einstein
"If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Appearance Editor's Pick Ideas Life Philosophy Quote of the Day
Oscar Wilde
"She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Appearance Desperation
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"Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear."
Anatole France
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_France
Appearance French Novelist
Oscar Wilde
"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Appearance Irish Dramatist
Mae West
"The curve is more powerful than the sword."
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
Appearance

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Oscar Wilde
"It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Appearance
Oscar Wilde
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Appearance
Abraham Lincoln
"Every person is responsible for his own looks after 40."
Abraham Lincoln
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
Age And Aging Appearance
Mae West
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
American Actress Appearance
Mae West
"How tall are you big boy?Six foot nine inches!Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!"
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
Appearance
Mae West
"Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
Appearance
Oscar Wilde
"Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Appearance
George Bernard Shaw
"You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul"
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
Appearance

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