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Buddha
"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds"
Buddha
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Albert Einstein
"Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death"
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
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"Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child."
Carl Sandburg
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sandburg
American Poet Birth
George Bernard Shaw
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
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"When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself."
Nancy Friday
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Friday
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"My name is Brian Green by birth. Austin was made up by my parents when I was nine, because there was another Brian Green in the Screen Actors Guild."
Brian Green
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Austin_Green
Birth

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"I was famous from birth"
Peter Fonda
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Fonda
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"When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance."
Eva Figes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Figes
Birth
Joan Rivers
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers
American Comedian Birth Funny
Aristotle
"Teachers who educate children deserve more honor than parents who merely gave birth; for bare life is furnished by the one, the other ensures a good life"
Aristotle
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle
Birth
F. Scott Fitzgerald
"The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._Scott_Fitzgerald
Birth Weekends
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"Every goodbye is the birth of a memory."
Dutch Proverb
Birth
Albert Einstein
"A theory can be proved by experiment; but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Birth German Scientist
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"Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly."
A. Milne
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Milne
Birth

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