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Arthur Schopenhauer
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
Arthur Schopenhauer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer
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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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Mark Twain
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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George Burns
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
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Steven Wright
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Steven Wright
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
"You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Jr.
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Pete Rose
"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement."
Pete Rose
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rose
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
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"Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go."
Brooks Atkinson
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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"Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, ... We will see!"
Robert Austin
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Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
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