"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer
"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright
"You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Jr.
"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rose
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
"Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go."
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
"Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, ... We will see!"