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Arthur Schopenhauer
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
Arthur Schopenhauer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer
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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Steven Wright
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Steven Wright
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Jr.
Pete Rose
"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement."
Pete Rose
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rose

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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
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"Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go."
Brooks Atkinson
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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"Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, ... We will see!"
Robert Austin
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
Robert Browning
"Grow old along with me the best is yet to be."
Robert Browning
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Browning
Benjamin Disraeli
"Life is too short to be small."
Benjamin Disraeli
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
Stevie Nicks
"It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people."
Stevie Nicks
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Nicks
Victor Hugo
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
Victor Hugo
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo
Helen Rowland
"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
Helen Rowland
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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