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Arthur Schopenhauer

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Arthur Schopenhauer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer

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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age." Source Unknown

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Oscar Wilde

"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything." Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

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Mark Twain

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

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"The more things change, the more they remain the same." Alphonse Karr

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John Glenn

"There is still no cure for the common birthday." John Glenn
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn

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George Burns

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns

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Steven Wright

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'" Steven Wright
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright

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Oliver Wendell Holmes

"You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty." Oliver Wendell Holmes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Jr.

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Pete Rose

"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement." Pete Rose
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rose

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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time" Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche

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Lucille Ball

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball

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"Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go." Brooks Atkinson

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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." Sam Ewing

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"Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, ... We will see!" Robert Austin

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