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Mark Twain
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Mark Twain
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
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Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
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"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Pope XXIII
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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
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Mark Twain
"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Mark Twain
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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"At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles-wrinkles that my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing."
Andre Gide
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
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Bill Vaughn
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughn
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John Glenn
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
John Glenn
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