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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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George Burns
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Life is too short to be small."
Benjamin Disraeli
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
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Victor Hugo
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
Victor Hugo
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo
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Helen Rowland
"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
Helen Rowland
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George Burns
"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
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Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
Alphonse Karr
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
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