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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
Benjamin Disraeli
"Life is too short to be small."
Benjamin Disraeli
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
Victor Hugo
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
Victor Hugo
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo

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Helen Rowland
"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
Helen Rowland
George Burns
"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
Alphonse Karr
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
Bill Vaughn
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughn
George Burns
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
Sophie Tucker
"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash."
Sophie Tucker
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Tucker
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"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
George Harrison
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Harrison
Pablo Picasso
"It takes a long time to grow young."
Pablo Picasso
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
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"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
Maurice Chevalier
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Chevalier

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