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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
Alphonse Karr
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Phyllis Diller
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Diller
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Germaine Greer
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
Germaine Greer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germaine_Greer
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Audrey Hepburn
"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same."
Audrey Hepburn
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn
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Pablo Picasso
"It takes a long time to grow young."
Pablo Picasso
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
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"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy."
Helen Hayes
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Hayes
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Jonathan Swift
"No wise man ever wished to be younger."
Jonathan Swift
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Swift
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"Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles."
Don Marquis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Marquis
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"We are only young once. That is all society can stand."
Bob Bowen
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Bill Vaughn
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
Bill Vaughn
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"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up."
John Wagner
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