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Voltaire
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game."
Voltaire
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"The outcome would have been the same. I think he would have played his cards and lost again."
Greeley Wells
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"Everybody knows that this wonderful house of cards is going to collapse at some point and everybody is nervous that this kind of situation, as we are seeing in Asia could be the precipitating event."
Wilbur Ross
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"This year we will give out sequence cards at each registry to prevent queue jumpers."
Zhou Jixiang
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"They were stealing change and CDs, maybe some credit cards, when they stumbled onto these things. I imagine it opened their eyes up a little bit."
Christopher Davis
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Jonathan Swift
"I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand"
Jonathan Swift
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"A recovery of private consumption is on the cards this year."
Alexander Koch
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"They took a wallet, they took credit cards, they opened up my gun safe, they took the guns out, they pulled ammo out of there."
John Swenson
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"I wouldn't lay out my cards on the table now, to be honest it looks a very good wicket that might do a little bit initially for the bowlers."
Rahul Dravid
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"It helps him understand that credit cards are great, but they need to be paid each month,"
Robert Tull
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"There are a lot of wild cards in every one of these situations."
Jack Kyser
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