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Bill Cosby
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework"
Bill Cosby
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"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."
Dave Barry
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American Journalist Children
Zig Ziglar
"When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world."
Zig Ziglar
Attitude Children
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"Part of our responsibility as parents, as adults, is to set examples for children. But we have to like children in order to be really happy fulfilled adults."
Bobby Mcferrin
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American Musician Children
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"To understand your parents' love bear your own children"
Chinese Proverbs
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"Have children in the home suggest songs from school. Hold a contest for the happiest song, the best song about animals or another topic. Give ribbons or certificates to the best songs."
James Elliott
Children

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P. J. O'Rourke
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
P. J. O'Rourke
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"Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up."
James Dobson
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American Psychologist Children
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"Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand."
Chinese Proverbs
Children Chinese Proverbs
Walt Disney
"Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children."
Walt Disney
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American Cartoonist Children
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"The greatest sign of success for a teacher... is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist.""
Maria Montessori
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"Our revenge will be the laughter of our children."
Bobby Sands
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Children Irish Activist

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