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"A pipe and coffee... if they would just taste as good as they smell!"
Bobby Sherman
Coffee
Lord Byron
"Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious"
Lord Byron
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Byron
Coffee
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
American Journalist Coffee
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"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
Stephen Wright
American Comedian Coffee Funny
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"I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up."
Megan Mullally
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Mullally
American Actress Coffee
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"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
Earl Wilson
American Athlete Quotes Coffee

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"We are pleased to extend the positive working relationship with Starbucks Coffee International."
Chris Nichols
Coffee
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"Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love"
Turkish Proverb
Coffee
Abraham Lincoln
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
Abraham Lincoln
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
American President Quotes Coffee
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"I can see him right now walking in with his fishing vest, (cup of ) coffee in his hand and a smile. It won't be the same without him."
Riley Wallace
Coffee
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"It's testy. It's like trying to get Israel and Palestine together for a coffee."
Peter Stoffer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stoffer
Coffee
Alan Simpson
"He's not a philosopher. He won't have a cup of coffee with the media and describe the inner mind of Dick Cheney. That's not who he is."
Alan Simpson
Coffee
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"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."
Anne Lindbergh
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Morrow_Lindbergh
American Writer Coffee

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