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P. J. O'Rourke
"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college."
P. J. O'Rourke
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Louisa May Alcott
"Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!"
Louisa May Alcott
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Woodrow Wilson
"The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life."
Woodrow Wilson
Billie Armstrong
"I didn't graduate from any of them (Colleges) and look at me now mom!"
Billie Armstrong
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_Joe_Armstrong
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"Now we can go home, relax and watch a bunch of college games and NFL games this weekend."
Willie Roaf
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"If he were fully developed offensively, he wouldn't be coming to college."
Bobby Lutz
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Lutz

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Frank Zappa
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
Frank Zappa
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Elbert Hubbard
"Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."
Elbert Hubbard
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbert_Hubbard
Alan Greenspan
"The hey day when a high school or college education would serve a graduate for a lifetime is gone, ... Today's recipients of diplomas expect to have many jobs and to use a wide range of skills over their working lives."
Alan Greenspan
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Greenspan
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"Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye."
Roger Kahn
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"College was a huge time for me to grow and try out new things. I mean, I guess I really started to embrace - by that point- being an individual."
Dominic Monaghan
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"College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?"
David Wood
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"It is virtually impossible to compete in today's global economy without a college degree."
Bobby Scott
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"While there are many obstacles that deter students from going to college, finances by no means should be the deciding factor."
Bobby Scott
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"It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge."
Brooks Atkinson
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"A college education shows a man how little other people know."
Thomas Haliburton

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