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Will Rogers
"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
Will Rogers
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American Actor Congress
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"Members of Congress should not be receiving pay raises that are higher than Social Security and other COLAS (cost of living adjustments) during tough economic times, when many families are hurting financially."
Brian Baird
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Congress
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"Congress will not use Social Security as a pot of gold to fund foreign aid,"
Dennis Hastert
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Congress
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"I fully expect that Congress will iron out the differences. With Social Security reform a bust, pension reform is a must."
James Klein
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"Over the last few years Social Security has come under attack ... The President and Congress must place the issue of Social Security reform as a top priority. We cannot afford to wait. Reform is necessary and responsible action must be taken to preserve our future."
Eric Gray
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Congress
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"Congress does not have contingency plans, ... The Senate can be replaced quickly by gubernatorial appointment, but the House cannot be. And in a bicameral body, what does the Senate do without a House?"
Brian Baird
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Congress

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"The Senate is never easy, ... But when you get a new administration and a new Congress, it gives you sort of an opportunity to take a little time out and see what we can do together."
Trent Lott
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Congress
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"We screened that movie before members of Congress. Hopefully, the screening of the movie had some kind of an effect on the process."
Dan Glickman
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"It's a temporary tool and as soon as Congress raises the limit, all interest will be restored and there will be no adverse consequences for G-fund investors."
Brookly McLaughlin
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"Our interest is in making certain the members of Congress have full information about it, and that, we're convinced, will give them a level of comfort with this."
Karl Rove
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Congress
George W. Bush
"The Congress will push me to raise taxes and I'll say no, and they'll push, and I'll say no, and they'll push again. And I'll say to them, read my lips, no new taxes."
George W. Bush
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"Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line."
Andy Grove
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Serj Tankian
"By allowing this vote, and allowing the will of Congress to be freely expressed, you will be doing the right thing morally and, at the same time, encouraging Turkey to deal honestly with its past and more openly with its future,"
Serj Tankian
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Congress
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"Part of the fire grants designated by Congress is set aside for health and safety for firefighters. We lose, over 50 percent of our firefighters' fatalities are heart attacks and strokes."
David Paulison
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