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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Elayne Boosler
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"He was very proud to serve for his country and to help the people of Iraq. [It is] very strong in our hearts what our country is doing for Iraq."
Cindy Sheehan
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_Sheehan
Mark Twain
"Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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"Anytime you are ranked No. 2 in the country on the road, people are going to come out gunning for you. We were outplayed and out-coached, bottom line."
Bobby Lamb
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"Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence."
Lyn Yutang
Elvis Presley
"People ask me where I got my singing style. I didn't copy my style from anybody . . . . Country music was always an influence on my kind of music."
Elvis Presley
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

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"We have talked long enough in this country about equal rights. It is time now to write the next chapter-and to write it in the books of law."
Lyndon Johnson
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"When the hurricane struck, it did not turn the region into a Third World country … it revealed one."
Danny Glover
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Glover
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"Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard some of that tonight. But it's still part of the American way of life."
Matt Lauer
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"We can't replace Rooney, I don't think there's another player like him in the country... there's hardly another player like him in Europe."
Bobby Robson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Robson
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"The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank"
Jonathan Raban
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Raban
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
"What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country."
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce
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"When across the country the demand for states to defend marriage is overwhelming, it's not accurate to say that people don't want to discuss social issues."
Victoria Cobb
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"The Senate and the country need Senators of courage who are prepared to make their mark on history by standing with past profiles in courage, and defending not party, not partisanship, but defending principle and democracy itself."
Senator Kerry
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"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'"
Bob Newhart
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"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
Denis Leary
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Leary

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