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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
Johnny Carson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Carson
American Comedian Death Funny
C.S. Lewis
"If we really think that home is elsewhere and that this life is a 'wandering to find home,'' why should we not look forward to the arrival?"
C.S. Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S._Lewis
Death
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"I stay a little longer, as one stays, to cover up the embers that still burn."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Wadsworth_Longfellow
Death
Mahatma Gandhi
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
Mahatma Gandhi
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi
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Winston Churchill
"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened"
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Death Funny
Woody Allen
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
American Director Death

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Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Voltaire
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaire
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Mark Twain
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author Death
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"Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!"
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Oscar Wilde
"One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything, except a good reputation."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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"In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss and fight. Not people die but worlds die in them."
Yevgeny Yevtushenko
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Yevtushenko
Death Kisses And Kissing
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"Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings."
Horace Horace
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace
Death Greek Poet
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"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death."
Rosalind Russell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalind_Russell
American Actress Death
Khalil Gibran
"For the criminal who is weak and poor the narrow cell of death awaits; but honor and glory await the rich who conceal their crimes behind their gold and silver and inherited glory."
Khalil Gibran
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahlil_Gibran
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