"So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cooper
"I have no misconceptions about my dentist because when I go to my dentist I see what he does... Nobody can really understand the process of acting because... we don't want them to."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Kingsley
"I am not a dentist"
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Simpson
"It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produced a false impression."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
"A judge, a dentist, lawyers, two undertakers, a mayor, a township manager. All the trades, you name it."
"It's like going to the dentist. It's painful but you gotta do it because it makes you better."
"It was about like getting ready for a trip to the dentist."
"I'd rather go to the dentist, ... but I'm going."
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Gramm
"It was a little crazy for the first couple of days, ... I couldn't really talk. I checked in, and in 20 minutes, I was at the dentist. I had to tell the guys, 'My tooth is messed upÃÅ -- I'll talk to you in a few days.' I got it pulled, and now it's back to normal."
"Tell somebody more about your business than just your name and address. List some services that you provide. If you're a dentist and your practice is made up of kids, get that across."
"I was at a dentist for three hours yesterday. Between tonight and that, I'd rather go back."
"He doesn't look the part. In interviews and his movies he has never sounded or acted the part, and he looks like a dentist. But other than that, he really seems like he'll make a good Bond."