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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Joe Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_E._Lewis
Bernard Meltzer
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
Bernard Meltzer
Warren Harding
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
Warren Harding
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_de_Montaigne
Mark Twain
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

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Mark Twain
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Mark Twain
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Woody Allen
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
Francis Bacon
"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
Francis Bacon
Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Our friends show us what we can do; our enemies teach us what we must do."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe
Maya Angelou
"The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear."
Maya Angelou
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Angelou
J.K. Rowling
"Most important in a friendship? Tolerance and loyalty."
J.K. Rowling
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanne_Kathleen_Rowling
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"A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails."
Donna Roberts
Tennessee Williams
"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose."
Tennessee Williams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_Williams
Leonardo da Vinci
"The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding."
Leonardo da Vinci
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_da_Vinci
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"The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love."
Hubert Humphrey
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_H._Humphrey
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"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends It gives a lovely light! Edna St"
Vincent Millay
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_St._Vincent_Millay
Henry David Thoreau
"True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance."
Henry David Thoreau
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_David_Thoreau

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