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Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." Tom Bodett

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Oscar Wilde

"Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde
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Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice." Bill Cosby
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." Ethel Barrymore
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Arthur Schopenhauer

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Arthur Schopenhauer
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you." Billy Wilder
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't." Joseph Mankiewicz
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"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." Judy Garland
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Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
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Mitch Hedberg

"I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs." Mitch Hedberg
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Albert Einstein

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein
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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." Johnny Carson
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Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on." Marilyn Monroe
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." J. Perelman

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