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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
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George Bernard Shaw
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
George Bernard Shaw
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
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Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
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"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Pope XXIII

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"My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?"
Andy Kaufman
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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
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Mark Twain
"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Mark Twain
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
Bill Vaughn
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughn
John Glenn
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
John Glenn
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George Burns
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
George Burns
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George Burns
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
George Burns
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George Burns
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
George Burns
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George Burns
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."
George Burns
George Burns
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
George Burns

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