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Funny Birthday Quotes

While sentimental quotes can make a person all wispy on their birthday, funny birthday quotes can really hit the spot, turning an already joyous occasion into a raucous one. By their very nature, birthdays are supposed to be fun and frivolous. They don’t exactly have balloons and clowns at a funeral, do they? With funny birthday quotes you can not only manage to make the birthday boy or girl have a big laugh, but all the guests invited to celebrate this very special day. Pick your favorite quote, then let everyone share in the fun, whether it’s a first birthday or the hundredth. Reference.com Definition of Funny Birthday
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Arthur Schopenhauer
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
Arthur Schopenhauer
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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Steven Wright
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Steven Wright
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball

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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
Benjamin Disraeli
"Life is too short to be small."
Benjamin Disraeli
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
Victor Hugo
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
Victor Hugo
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo
Helen Rowland
"Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."
Helen Rowland
Robert Frost
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Robert Frost
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Frost
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"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
Abigail Buren
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"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Pope XXIII
George Burns
"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
Mark Twain
"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur

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