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"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
Abigail Buren
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"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Pope XXIII
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George Burns
"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
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Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
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Mark Twain
"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
Alphonse Karr
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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Phyllis Diller
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Diller
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
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Bill Vaughn
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughn
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Germaine Greer
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
Germaine Greer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germaine_Greer
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John Glenn
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
John Glenn
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn
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Jerry Seinfeld
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.""
Jerry Seinfeld
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld
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