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Georges Clemenceau
"Everything I know I learned after I was thirty."
Georges Clemenceau
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Clemenceau
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George Burns
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
George Burns
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Erma Bombeck
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
American Journalist Birthday Funny
Sophie Tucker
"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash."
Sophie Tucker
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Tucker
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"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
George Harrison
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Harrison
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Audrey Hepburn
"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same."
Audrey Hepburn
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn
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Pablo Picasso
"It takes a long time to grow young."
Pablo Picasso
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
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"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
Joseph Cossman
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Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
American Poet Birthday Funny
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"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
Maurice Chevalier
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Chevalier
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Francis Bacon
"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
Francis Bacon
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Oscar Wilde
"Those whom the gods love grow young."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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"It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me."
Ellen Glasgow
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"The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty."
Elizabeth Stanton
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Cady_Stanton
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Robert Frost
"Time and Tide wait for no man,but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
Robert Frost
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Frost
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