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"I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?"
Barry Cryer
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"People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. "
Geoffrey Parfitt
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George Burns
"I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it."
George Burns
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"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
Herbert Henry Asquit
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"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating."
Arnold Bennett
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George Orwell
"At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves."
George Orwell
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Maya Angelou
"When I passed forty I dropped pretense, cause men like women who got some sense."
Maya Angelou
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Frank Lloyd Wright
"Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old."
Frank Lloyd Wright
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"What could be more beautiful that a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it."
Brigitte Bardot
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"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age"
Unknown
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Pablo Picasso
"One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late."
Pablo Picasso
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"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience"
Unknown
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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. "
Larry Lorenzoni
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"Another year, another new place that aches."
Unknown
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"One more year of existence down the drain."
Unknown
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