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Funny Birthday Quotes

While sentimental quotes can make a person all wispy on their birthday, funny birthday quotes can really hit the spot, turning an already joyous occasion into a raucous one. By their very nature, birthdays are supposed to be fun and frivolous. They dont exactly have balloons and clowns at a funeral, do they? With funny birthday quotes you can not only manage to make the birthday boy or girl have a big laugh, but all the guests invited to celebrate this very special day. Pick your favorite quote, then let everyone share in the fun, whether its a first birthday or the hundredth. Reference.com Definition of Funny Birthday
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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."

Arthur Schopenhauer

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Birthday Funny German Philosopher

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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."

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Birthday Friends Or Friendship Funny

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"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

Mark Twain

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Age And Aging American Author Birthday Friends Or Friendship Funny

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"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."

Oscar Wilde

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Age And Aging Birthday Funny inspirational Life

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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

George Burns

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American Comedian Birthday Funny Life

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

Steven Wright

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American Comedian Birthday Funny

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