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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't."
Joseph Mankiewicz
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Mankiewicz
Editor's Pick Funny Life Quote of the Day
Winston Churchill
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
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Oscar Wilde
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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Jack Handey
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Jack Handey
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
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Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Editor's Pick Einstein Funny Human Quote of the Day
George Carlin
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"
George Carlin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin
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Will Rogers
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
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Josh Groban
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"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."
Josh Groban
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Groban
Editor's Pick Funny inspirational Quote of the Day
Erma Bombeck
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
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Albert Einstein
"I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Editor's Pick Funny Humorous Quote of the Day War Weapons
Oscar Wilde
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"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Stephen Wright
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"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded"
Stephen Wright
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Aaron Allston
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"Life is like an analogy."
Aaron Allston
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Allston
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
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