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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Joe Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_E._Lewis
Bernard Meltzer
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
Bernard Meltzer
Warren Harding
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
Warren Harding
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Mark Twain
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Mark Twain
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

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Mark Twain
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Woody Allen
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
Francis Bacon
"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
Francis Bacon
Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Will Rogers
"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth"
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
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"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
Ethel Mumford
Benjamin Franklin
"We must all hang together or most assuredly we will all hang separately."
Benjamin Franklin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin
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"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid."
Walter Winchell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Waldo_Emerson
Erma Bombeck
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
Ashleigh Brilliant
"I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?"
Ashleigh Brilliant
Abraham Lincoln
"The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read."
Abraham Lincoln
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
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"Give me one good friend, one who'll tell me to my face when I'm acting like an idiot, and you can have the rest."
Bobby Miller
Bobby W. Miller's site -- http://www.kill-me-if-you-can.com/
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Brown
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Mae_Brown

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