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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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Birthday Friends Or Friendship Funny
Mark Twain
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Age And Aging American Author Birthday Friends Or Friendship Funny
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Joe Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_E._Lewis
Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
Bernard Meltzer
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
Bernard Meltzer
Friends Or Friendship Funny
Warren Harding
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
Warren Harding
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Friends Or Friendship Funny
Mark Twain
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

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Mark Twain
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Commitment Friends Or Friendship Funny
Mark Twain
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Duty Friends Or Friendship Funny
Woody Allen
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
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Francis Bacon
"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
Francis Bacon
English Philosopher Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
Oscar Wilde
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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Will Rogers
"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth"
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Friends Or Friendship Funny inspirational
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"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
Ethel Mumford
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Benjamin Franklin
"We must all hang together or most assuredly we will all hang separately."
Benjamin Franklin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin
Advice Friends Or Friendship Funny
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"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid."
Walter Winchell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell
American Journalist Art Friends Or Friendship Funny

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