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"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
Doug Larson
American Cartoonist Best Friends Friends Or Friendship Funny
Aristotle
"A friend to all is a friend to none."
Aristotle
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle
Advice Friends Or Friendship Funny Greek Philosopher
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"Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question."
Arthur Guiterman
American Comedian Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
Charles Lamb
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
Charles Lamb
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lamb
English Critic Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
Mark Twain
"I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Friends Or Friendship Funny Taxes And Taxation
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"Before borrowing money from a friend decide which you need most."
American Proverb
American Proverbs Borrowing Editor's Pick Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

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Marlene Dietrich
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
Marlene Dietrich
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlene_Dietrich
American Actress Friends Or Friendship Funny
Bertrand Russell
"If we were all given by magic power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships"
Bertrand Russell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell
Friends Or Friendship Funny Magic
Erma Bombeck
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
American Journalist Diets And Dieting Friends Or Friendship Funny
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"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."
Horace Walpole
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Walpole
English Author Friends Or Friendship Funny People
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"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."
Italian Proverb
Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
Benjamin Disraeli
"My idea of an agreeable person, is a person who agrees with me"
Benjamin Disraeli
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
Friends Or Friendship Funny
Oscar Wilde
"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Friends Or Friendship Funny Irish Dramatist
Janis Joplin
"Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends."
Janis Joplin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janis_Joplin
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"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first"
Peter Ustinov
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
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