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Oscar Wilde
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Experience Funny inspirational Irish Dramatist Motivational
Lily Tomlin
"For fast acting relief, try slowing down"
Lily Tomlin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Tomlin
Acting And Actors Funny inspirational Motivational
George Bernard Shaw
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
Age And Aging Funny inspirational Irish Dramatist
Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Funny inspirational
Woody Allen
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
American Director Funny inspirational
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Earl Wilson
American Athlete Quotes Funny inspirational Life Motivational

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Oscar Wilde
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Attitude Funny inspirational Irish Dramatist Life Motivational
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time"
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
Advantage Birthday Funny inspirational
Josh Groban
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"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."
Josh Groban
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Groban
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Erma Bombeck
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
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Mark Twain
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Funny inspirational
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Waldo_Emerson
Achievement Enthusiasm Funny Great inspirational Motivational
Helen Rowland
"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
Helen Rowland
American Writer Funny inspirational Love
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
Arthur Clarke
English Writer Funny inspirational Life

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