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"The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian
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"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian
Spike Milligan
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Irish Comedian
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"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian
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"People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian Office
Spike Milligan
"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
Spike Milligan
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Milligan
Funny Irish Comedian

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"Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian
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"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'."
Frank Carson
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British Funny Irish Comedian
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"In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways."
Dylan Moran
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Funny Irish Comedian
Spike Milligan
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Irish Comedian Marriage
Spike Milligan
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Irish Comedian
Spike Milligan
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Irish Comedian Mind
Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Happiness Irish Comedian
Spike Milligan
"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it."
Spike Milligan
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Earth Funny Irish Comedian
Spike Milligan
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
Spike Milligan
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Funny Influence Irish Comedian

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