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"No one grows old by living--only by losing interest in living."
Marie Ray
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"Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
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Unknown
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"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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Jerry M. Wright
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"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
Unknown
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"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
Dorothy Fulheim
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"Please don't retouch my wrinkles; it took me so long to earn them."
Anna Magnani
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"Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."
Bennett Cerf
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"I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now."
Unknown
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"You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age; it is when you go out into the streets and realize for the first time how young the policemen look."
Sir Seymour Hicks
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"Don't wait for your boat to come in--swim out and meet the bloody thing."
Barry Sheene
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"I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. "
Mike Todd
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Winston Churchill
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Winston Churchill
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