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Yogi Berra
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
Yogi Berra
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra
Funny Life Motivational
Will Rogers
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Funny inspirational Life Motivational Politicians And Politics
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"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
Al Franken
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Franken
American Comedian Funny Life
Sarah Parker
"They say life's what happens when you're busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you're waiting for a table."
Sarah Parker
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Jessica_Parker
Funny Life
George Burns
"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
George Burns
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
Birthday Funny Life
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton
Canadian Politician Funny inspirational Life Love Motivational Top Women Women

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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
Age And Aging Birthday Funny Life
Jay Leno
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
Jay Leno
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno
American Comedian Funny Life
Mark Twain
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author Funny inspirational Life
Henry Ward Beecher
"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't."
Henry Ward Beecher
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Ward_Beecher
Funny inspirational Life Obstinacy Perseverance
Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
Age And Aging American Comedian Birthday Funny Life
Mark Twain
"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Conversation Funny inspirational Life Motivational
Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
Age And Aging American Soldier Birthday Funny inspirational Life
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Brown
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Mae_Brown
Friends Or Friendship Funny Life
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
Alphonse Karr
Birthday French Critic Funny inspirational Life

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