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Rita Rudner
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Rudner
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"Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like."
Adrienne Gusoff
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Agatha Christie
"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her"
Agatha Christie
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Christie
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"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
Alan King
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Henry A. Kissinger
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
Henry A. Kissinger
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton
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Alanis Morissette
"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect."
Alanis Morissette
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alanis_Morissette
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"Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion"
Ninon Lenclos
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"At the risk of sounding hopelessly romantic, love is the key element. I really love to play with different musicians who come from different cultural backgrounds."
John McLaughlin
British Comedian Funny Love
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zsa_Zsa_Gabor
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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
American Comedian Funny Love
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"We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous."
Andy Richter
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Richter
American Comedian Funny Love
Benjamin Franklin
"One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."
Benjamin Franklin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin
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Katharine Hepburn
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
Katharine Hepburn
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Hepburn
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Henry Youngman
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Youngman
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