Funny Marriage Quotes

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"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

Albert Einstein

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"One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."

Benjamin Franklin

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"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

Oscar Wilde

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

Spike Milligan

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"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."

Les Dawson

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman

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