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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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"Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men"
Theodore Reik
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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."
Dick Dyke
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
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Henry Youngman
"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
Henry Youngman
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"This is still a man's profession, with a lot of men who intellectually and emotionally have not accepted that the military could be women's work."
Lawrence Korb
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"If men have a smell it's usually an accident."
Jeff Foxworthy
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"Men would find it much harder because men have such odd personal relationships with each other. They don't really emotionally connect, whereas women do. I think women become very close."
Jennifer Saunders
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Jerry Seinfeld
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
Jerry Seinfeld
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"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
Red Skelton
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"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
James Thurber
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"All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why."
James Thurber
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
Plato
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Mel Brooks
"These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet."
Mel Brooks
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Marilyn Monroe
"Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak. A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many."
Marilyn Monroe
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