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Funny Motivational Quotes

It can be so hard to stay motivated all the time. There are the inevitable bumps in the road that make it difficult to see the destination ahead. Rather than simply give up, we can use funny motivational quotes to lift our spirits, re-energize us and send us on your way, knowing that we can indeed do anything. Funny motivational quotes are those little nuggets of wisdom that help you see the light through the darkness, helping you stay on task. But they do it with a sense of levity that lightens the load, making it easier to move forward with enthusiasm and a bit of laughter. Reference.com Definition of Funny Motivational
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."
Ethel Barrymore
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Bill Cosby
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
Bill Cosby
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"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
Judy Garland
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Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
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Oscar Wilde
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
Oscar Wilde
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
Brian Littrell
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Zig Ziglar
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis
Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
Albert Einstein
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Walt Disney
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
Walt Disney
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Oscar Wilde
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde
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Lily Tomlin
"For fast acting relief, try slowing down"
Lily Tomlin
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Earl Wilson
Oscar Wilde
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Oscar Wilde
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Charlie Brown
"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
Charlie Brown
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Mark Twain
"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
Mark Twain
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Will Rogers
"So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip"
Will Rogers
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Napoleon Bonaparte
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte
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"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Earl Wilson

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