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Charlie Brown
"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
Charlie Brown
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown
Funny Life Motivational Quote of the Day
Mark Twain
"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Funny inspirational Motivational Wisdom
Will Rogers
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"So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip"
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Funny Motivational Quote of the Day
Napoleon Bonaparte
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Bonaparte
Enemies French Leader Funny inspirational Motivational
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"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Earl Wilson
Funny inspirational Motivational
Wayne Gretzky
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Wayne Gretzky
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Gretzky
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Douglas Adams
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
Douglas Adams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams
Appreciation English Writer Funny inspirational Motivational
William Shakespeare
"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
William Shakespeare
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare
Funny inspirational Life Motivational
Will Rogers
"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there"
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."
Dick Dyke
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Van_Dyke
Funny inspirational Love Men Motivational
W. C. Fields
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
W. C. Fields
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._C._Fields
American Comedian Funny inspirational Life Motivational
Robert Frost
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day"
Robert Frost
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Frost
Boss Funny inspirational Motivational
Yogi Berra
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
Yogi Berra
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra
Funny Life Motivational
Will Rogers
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Funny inspirational Life Motivational Politicians And Politics
Yogi Berra
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
Yogi Berra
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra
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