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Marilyn Monroe
"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe
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Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Mae West
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Mae West
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_West
Winston Churchill
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Mark Twain
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Jay Leno
"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
Jay Leno
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno

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Will Rogers
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
Will Rogers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers
Albert Einstein
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Erma Bombeck
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
Oscar Wilde
"I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Winston Churchill
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
Emo Philips
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Emo Philips
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
Voltaire
"Prejudices are what fools use for reason."
Voltaire
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaire
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"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night"
Dave Barry
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
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"The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."
Justine Vogt
Albert Einstein
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Winston Churchill
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill
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"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer."
AJ McLean
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AJ_McLean
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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
Peter Vries
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_De_Vries
Sam Levenson
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
Sam Levenson

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