Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

Rita Rudner

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American Comedian Confession Funny Love Quote of the Day Valentine's Day

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"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect."

Alanis Morissette

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Canadian Musician Funny Love Valentine's Day

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"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

Jay Leno

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American Comedian Funny Love Valentine's Day

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"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position."

Christopher Marlowe

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English Dramatist Funny Love Money Quote of the Day Valentine's Day

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"Love is what you've been through with somebody."

James Thurber

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American Comedian Funny Love Valentine's Day

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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

Groucho Marx

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American Comedian Editor's Pick Funny Love Quote of the Day Valentine's Day Women

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"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."

Fernando Pessoa

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