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Funny inspirational Quotes

How can a quote that is meant to be inspiring to us be funny? Easily! Even the best minds in history have experienced the equivalent of a pratfall in pursuit of their dreams. Funny inspirational quotes help us take a break from our own pursuits, whether itÂ’s to rise to the top of our profession or the head of the class. Funny inspirational quotes are still inspirational and uplifting, they just allow us to see another side, the less serious side, of life, so we understand that the path to glory can be paved with a proverbial pie in the face or two. And still, it is a path worth taking. Reference.com Definition of Funny inspirational
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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
Tom Bodett
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
Billy Wilder
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Bill Cosby
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
Bill Cosby
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"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
Judy Garland
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
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Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
Oscar Wilde
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
Brian Littrell
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Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis
Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
Albert Einstein
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Walt Disney
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
Walt Disney
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George Bernard Shaw
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
George Bernard Shaw
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Winston Churchill
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
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Oscar Wilde
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde
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Lily Tomlin
"For fast acting relief, try slowing down"
Lily Tomlin
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George Bernard Shaw
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
George Bernard Shaw
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Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
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Woody Allen
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
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