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Bernard Meltzer
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
Bernard Meltzer
Friends Or Friendship Funny
David Letterman
"I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red."
David Letterman
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Letterman
American Comedian Funny
Oscar Wilde
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Funny inspirational Job Motivational
Warren Harding
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
Warren Harding
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding
Friends Or Friendship Funny
Mark Twain
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

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Mark Twain
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Commitment Friends Or Friendship Funny
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Mark Twain
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Duty Friends Or Friendship Funny
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
Brian Littrell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Littrell
Achievement American Businessman Funny inspirational Motivational Quote of the Day
Zig Ziglar
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"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
American Author Funny Motivational Quote of the Day
Robin Williams
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Robin Williams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams
American Comedian Drugs Funny
Woody Allen
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
Friends Or Friendship Funny Love Relationships
Francis Bacon
"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
Francis Bacon
English Philosopher Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day
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"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
Eric Morecambe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Morecambe
British Comedian Funny Quote of the Day
Oscar Wilde
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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