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Phyllis Diller
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."
Phyllis Diller
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American Comedian Funny
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"You know, this President invaded a sovereign nation in defiance of the UN. He is basically a war criminal. Honestly. He should be tried at The Hague."
Rosie O'Donnell
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American Comedian Defiance Funny
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"The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail."
John Battelle
American Comedian Funny
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Elayne Boosler
American Comedian Funny Mothers
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
Elayne Boosler
American Comedian Funny People
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Elayne Boosler
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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Elayne Boosler
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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Elizabeth Taylor
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