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H.L. Mencken
"God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat"
H.L. Mencken
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Louis_Mencken
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"God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room."
Ani Difranco
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ani_Difranco
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Mike Ditka
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms"
Mike Ditka
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ditka
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Albert Einstein
"Dancers are the athletes of God."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
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"He was raised up to serve God. I think that background has been good to him."
Bobby Martin
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"Pray, and let God worry"
Martin Luther
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther
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"May the strength of God pilot us, may the wisdom of God instruct us, may the hand of God protect us, may the word of God direct us. Be always ours this day and for evermore. - St. Patrick"
Irish Blessings
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C.S. Lewis
"God whispers in our pleasures, but shouts in our pain."
C.S. Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S._Lewis
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"Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will."
Jonathan Edwards
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"God likes help when helping people."
Irish Proverb
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"In my mind he's the most talented player I've ever seen. If it were not for health problems, God only knows what his numbers would have been."
Bobby Orr
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Orr
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"God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing."
Brett Somers
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Somers
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"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love and obey Him"
Aiden Tozer
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiden_Wilson_Tozer
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"My prayer today is that we will feel the loving arms of God wrapped around us, and will know in our hearts that He will never forsake us as we trust in Him."
Billy Graham
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Graham
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