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"And what happened when you were watching Michael Smith with his gun inside the vehicle?"
David Pascoe
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"Another phony gun policy is not going to solve this problem."
Stephen Harper
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"It's a gun to the head."
Willie Walsh
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"I said, 'Take me to Watford,' and put a gun to his head."
Simon Cowell
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"He's a tough son of a gun, ... He's one of those guys who'll do whatever it takes for his team, and he'll do it with a lot of enthusiasm."
Mark Richt
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"Upland hunters might have something as simple as a weed seed that has worked into the gun, into the trigger group or the bolt, causing a malfunction. Maybe a bur has developed on a part."
Pat Childs
Guns

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"You are never going to seize every gun but if we can target these people that are more likely to have guns and use them, we can have an impact in public safety."
Capt. Solano
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"It always happens with the Philippines. Things are going so well, and then they take a gun out and shoot themselves."
Lloyd Ong
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"We kept saying, If you'll load the gun, we'll put it down.' It was a great win for us,"
Catherine Young
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"He still has the gun."
Capt. Spirlet
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"It is still unclear whether the victim was shot by a BB gun or by a real gun."
Jessica D'Onofrio
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"Jermaine got out of the truck, and that's when the gun went off and he shot him."
Jordan Williams
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"Thank you for showing me your marvelous guns."
Steve Moss
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"We have the smoking gun."
Carolyn Porco
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"The state is primed, and, wow, it's like a loaded gun. Unless something unforeseen happens and we have a wet spring, things don't look good. I would love to see us wrong about all this."
Charlie Liles
Guns

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