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"I thought it was very special. I talked to his wife, mother-in-law and see the baby. I thought it was great and Ben had a good day and kept his streak alive. All and all, it was a very good day for us."
Bobby Pierce
Law
Mark Twain
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"Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law."
Mark Twain
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Family Law
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"Present law has a process to ascertain whether or not a patient is in a persistent vegetative state, and it should not matter what politicians think."
Bobby Scott
American Politician Law
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"An aide to Elliot Spitzer (New York's attorney general) told me that for law enforcement, having access to e-mail is like eavesdropping. They've never had that before."
Brian Babineau
Law
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"It's never been a principle of law that people can read your e-mail as long as they don?t know who you are."
Jim Dempsey
Law

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"If you don't want to talk to the cops, talk to this non-law enforcement e-mail."
Rick Sungaila
Law
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"What we don't do is give amnesty and reward people for breaking the law."
Brian Bilbray
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Law
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"We can't reward people for breaking the law. Employers of illegal aliens should be charged and prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
Andy Ramirez
Law
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"You should never ever, ever reward people for breaking the law."
Tom Tancredo
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Law
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"We can't reward people for breaking the law."
Andy Ramirez
Law
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"Our case against RIM is based on similar technology law and patents as the case we have just won in federal court against Seven Networks."
Brian Bogosian
Law
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"Attorney General Cox supports modernizing the item pricing law by using available technology. As long as consumers know the price of each individual item."
Rusty Hills
Law
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"I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade - or that modesty and virtue are more becoming to women than to men, but wish we had more of it everywhere."
Belva Lockwood
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American Lawyer Law

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