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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
Tom Bodett
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."
Ethel Barrymore
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Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
Oscar Wilde
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
Billy Wilder
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Bill Cosby
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
Bill Cosby
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't."
Joseph Mankiewicz
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
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Jerry Seinfeld
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
Jerry Seinfeld
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
Oscar Wilde
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Winston Churchill
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Aristotle
"Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence"
Aristotle
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"In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you're told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is."
Simon Hoggart
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"For me, music and life are all about style."
Miles Davis
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Albert Einstein
"Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavor and human creations."
Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
Albert Einstein
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"I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone."
Tallulah Bankhead
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