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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
Tom Bodett
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
Billy Wilder
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Bill Cosby
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
Bill Cosby
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Jim Rohn
"We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons."
Jim Rohn
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Earl Wilson
Oscar Wilde
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Oscar Wilde
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
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"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
Arthur Clarke
E. E. Cummings
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
E. E. Cummings
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John Burroughs
"For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice"
John Burroughs
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James M. Barrie
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."
James M. Barrie
William Shakespeare
"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
William Shakespeare
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W. C. Fields
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
W. C. Fields
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"If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us we'd be millionaires"
Abigail Buren
Will Rogers
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
Will Rogers
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton

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