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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
J. Perelman
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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
Fran Lebowitz
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"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love."
Pearl Buck
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_S._Buck
Woody Allen
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Woody Allen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction"
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_de_Saint-Exupery

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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche
Jane Austen
"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
Jane Austen
Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
"Neither love nor fire can subsist without perpetual motion; both cease to live so soon as they cease to hope, or to fear."
Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Paul Tillich
"The first duty of love is to listen."
Paul Tillich
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Tillich
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"If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever."
Brian Littrell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Littrell
Barbara de Angelis
"The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present."
Barbara de Angelis
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"Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you"
Jules Renard
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Tom Watson
"Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice."
Tom Watson
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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