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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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Oscar Wilde
"Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable."
Oscar Wilde
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"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love."
Pearl Buck
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George Bernard Shaw
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry."
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe

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Joseph Campbell
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
Joseph Campbell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Campbell
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"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."
Alain Botton
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Samuel Johnson
"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures."
Samuel Johnson
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Mahatma Gandhi
"I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage."
Mahatma Gandhi
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Henry Ward Beecher
"Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles."
Henry Ward Beecher
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"The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great."
Liz Smith
Oscar Wilde
"They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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"The horror of wedlock, the most appalling, the most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised for its own discomfort and degradation."
Marquis De Sade
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"If more can be encouraged to participate in marriage preparation, divorces will be reduced."
Alan Hawkins
George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
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"It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock."
Scottish Proverb
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"A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin."
Henrik Ibsen
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Ibsen
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
Prince Philip

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