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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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Oscar Wilde
"Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable."
Oscar Wilde
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"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love."
Pearl Buck
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George Bernard Shaw
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry."
George Bernard Shaw
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Joseph Campbell
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
Joseph Campbell
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American Author Marriage
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"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."
Alain Botton
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Samuel Johnson
"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures."
Samuel Johnson
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Mahatma Gandhi
"I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage."
Mahatma Gandhi
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Henry Ward Beecher
"Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles."
Henry Ward Beecher
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"The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great."
Liz Smith
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Oscar Wilde
"They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins."
Oscar Wilde
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"The horror of wedlock, the most appalling, the most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised for its own discomfort and degradation."
Marquis De Sade
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"If more can be encouraged to participate in marriage preparation, divorces will be reduced."
Alan Hawkins
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