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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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"Oh boy. He might be one of the most talented big men we'll face."
Bobby Martin
William Shakespeare
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players."
William Shakespeare
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Mae West
"I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?"
Mae West
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Elbert Hubbard
"Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great rewards."
Elbert Hubbard
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"I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy."
William Westmoreland

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Oscar Wilde
"In old days men had the rack. Now they have the Press."
Oscar Wilde
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D.H. Lawrence
"How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression."
D.H. Lawrence
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"We didn't do a very good job of capitalizing on our situations. We left way too many men on base."
Brian Becker
Marcus Aurelius
"You may send poetry to the rich; to poor men give substantial presents"
Marcus Aurelius
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"The evil that men do lives on the front pages of greedy newspapers, but the good is oft interred apathetically inside"
Brooks Atkinson
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"It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labour of peace."
Andre Gide
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Bruce Barton
"Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity that was at hand."
Bruce Barton
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"We want to run, but if teams are going to put eight men in the box and roll the safety down to the line of scrimmage, we can throw it, too."
Brian Calhoun
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"The security of our nation depends on the men and women who are willing to sacrifice their safety, and possibly their lives, to protect the freedoms the rest of us enjoy."
Ben Nelson
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"The true credit for our safety and security goes to our men and women who are serving in places like Iraq and Afghanistan in the global war on terrorism."
Asa Hutchinson
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George Orwell
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
George Orwell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Orwell
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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh.""
Conan O'Brien
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_O%27Brien

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