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Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."
Dick Dyke
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"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
Red Skelton
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George Carlin
"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
George Carlin
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"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."
Glenn Beck
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Groucho Marx
"I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx
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